26th Jun

Price: contact

Ad type: offering

State: VIC

Suburb: VIC

Map address: Melbourne, VIC, 3000

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About Me
Female 22 Australia
* I have a 5 year old sister that I love so much. More than I can express into words.
* I love chocolate. For breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.
* Cats are the best. I don't hate dogs, but cats are amazing!
* I'm a vegetarian but I will not ever push my beliefs on anyone.
* I am a huge scifi buff. You will have to deal with the fact that I will understand inside Star Trek jokes on geeky TV shows.
* I really enjoy gory violent movies, but can not deal with gore or violence in real life. If you like to yell or fight, I'm not interested.
* I only own 2 pairs of flat shoes - runners and thongs. Everything else has a decent heel.
* I work reception at a gym one day a week, I study accounting four days a week, and I work as a bookkeeper/assistant accountant three days a week.
* I hate being cold. More than anything. I can not get enough of the warmth and I will be the biggest sook if I'm cold.
* I cry at sad TV ads. I cry at movies. But you will never see me cry about something that I am genuinely sad about.
* I could watch endless Disney movies, and cartoons.
* I laugh at everything all the time. I complain about everything all the time. I swear a lot.
* I walk into things, fall over things, kick/punch/poke/whack myself, on a daily basis.
* I have a blood disorder that means I have to take aspirin every single frieken day!
* I ramble. I talk to myself. I write epic text messages.
* Sleep-walking, sleep-talking, sleep-eating, sleep-laughing, sleep-crying, sleep-you name it, is a regular occurance in my life.
* My pictures are on private because I don't want people that I haven't added to see them. I also have cut out all my friends simply because I dont think I have the right to put them on this website.
* I love anything that smells really good. If you smell good I will tell you. If I find a moisturiser/shampoo/lipgloss etc that smells amazing, I will buy it.
* I grew up in New Zealand. I love Melbourne and couldn't live anywhere else.
* I have no idea what I want.
Seeking Criteria
Members within 40km.
Relationship with a male.
Friendship with a male.
Between 22 and 27 years of age.
What I'm Looking For
Someone that can actually structure a sentance correctly. I swear, if you can not differentiate the difference between your and you're, or there, their or they're, I will correct you.

A guy that can make me laugh. Hard. I love to laugh, I love witty humour. I have a twisted sense of humour so if you can not keep up, I will be disappointed.

I'm not looking for a person that will immediately mention sex, my breasts, or how we should meet up after an hour. No.

I dig tattoos and/or piercings, but of course not a prerequisite.\

I would find it difficult to date a racist, an athiest, or someone that likes drugs.

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